Height: 3’11’’

Weight: 43 lbs. on Earth, 3 lbs. on Planet Q, 76 tons on Alpha Centauri

Marital Status: Single. "I'm only 578 years old, which is still 422 years underage by Q-tian law, but I do have a girlfriend, Sandy Rosenbaum."

Favorite Food: "You have to ask?"

Favorite Beverage: Triple Espresso with 8 sugars

Transportation: ‘93 Space Lark 3000 Beanie with only 750 billion light years

Hobbies: Hitting baseballs into black holes, tanning in the rays of a supernova, and eating Quisp Cereal "til my propeller practically flies off."

What else?....

Latest Project: Bringing 12 billion boxes of Quisp Cereal to Earth.

When I’m alone, I...: "eat Quisp through an extra mouth located under my beanie."

If I could be anyone else, I’d be...: "Kronos, Slug King of the Ganookian Revelers on planet Schlek. That guy oozes cool!"

Arch Enemy: Quake, the guy who makes that earthquake powered cereal. He drives me nuts.

The most influential person in my life was...: Quake. He always keeps me on my toes, all six of them.