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Dear store manager,
While I enjoy the tremendous variety of wonderful products in your store, there is one thing missing which leaves a void as large as the vast universe beyond our humble little solar system. That thing is...
Being predominantly earthbound, it’s hard for most of us humans to get "the greatest taste to ever come from space." So if you could find the time, myself, and millions more like me would appreciate if you could pull a few strings and get some Quisp Cereal in your store. I believe a call to your Quaker representative would help, since they seem to have an uncanny knack for contacting Quisp about such things. Thank you for your attention in this urgent matter and may the "Quazy Energy" be with you!
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